i have met some interesting people in my life, and here are some of the funny things they have said before - enjoy!If you're a regular reader, you know that Little Lola meets and interacts with some very, um, interesting menfolks. Well, this post is dedicated too all of them mens, who have said (and done) some incredibly, um, humorous things! Please read on:
"Oh, no, I cant do that now, I don't feel too well, my stomachs acting up."
The Fast And The Furious' (FAF) response to the question, "Hey, why don't you play with my G-Spot?"
"But that's why I bought the couch."
FAFs response to my suggestion to move the coffee table to the side so we could fuck on the spacious living room floor.
"I'm going to put my dick...right...here...."
FAF letting me know his plans for the immediate future.
"Well, Id have to offer a standing apology, because I often don't do what I say I'm going to do, due to the nature of my job."
New guy, Dover State Dude, when asked if he thought he owed me an apology for not keeping his word.
"I see what your problem is, you have trust issues!"
Bad 80s Cliche, when asked why he jetted off after our date, like he was late for curfew at the halfway house.
"You have the same car, I see...so how have you been?"
Ex-husband, when I ran into him 2 months ago.
"I don't ask people questions because I don't want to get personal."
PhD Dude when asked why he only talked about himself.
"I cant take you with me to Florida - my sex drive is too high for you to handle!"
Undercover gay guy at work, when talking about his upcoming vacation.
"The morning is the best time!"
Various lecherous men at work, when told it was too early to be talking about sex.
I hope you found these comments as ironic and hilarious as I did...if I think of any more, Ill post again!
Whats the funniest thing someone of the opposite sex said to you?
13 comments:
FAF sounds like a selfish loser...his friggin stomach is acting up??? Your cootchie shouda dried up right then and there and closed down for the night!!!
Dover State Dude and PhD Dude...Wow - you deserve better!!!!
I'm sure I've encountered stuff like this, but right now nothing really comes to mind.
"Oh, no, I cant do that now, I don't feel too well, my stomachs acting up."
I would say you made this one up, but I been coming here long enough, no puns intended, so I know you don't embellish. I was so shocked it wasn't until way after that I laughed.
PS: As I said, concerning your new project, I serve at your pleasure. Just tell me what to do.
Lola, I've tagged you over at my blog. I'm sure you've been tagged before. However, this is my first time being tagged. So, when I sat down and thought about who are the 8 that I can tag, I thought of you. You, being the very interesting sista that you are, are a great candidate for this.
Visit my blog and follow the directions. Okay?
BTW: I visit your blog, but don't make comments. But I find your content to be quite interesting. (smile)
That's why I wanted to tag you.
Angie
Funny... New to the community and checking the whole blog thing out...
FAF dude is riot. Hilarious! HILARIOUS!!
Dover State Dude, well, was he trying to be funny and say something smart?
You are beautiful and smart! Like Opinionated Diva said, you desereve better, so much better.
No, Dover State Dude was not trying to be funny, he was quite serious. And he is being igged. So is FAF. Hell, ALL of those men are being igged!
LOL
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I think my favorite is, "I don't want to make you my girlfriend because you're like, um, vacation. Making you my girlfriend would be like 'work'."
What's sad is that HE dumped ME.
Ahhh to be young...
LOL...Lola we know the same types of men. We could do a round table about each of these types.
Hello Lola!
I noticed you over at my friend wynster's blog. Yay for new friends!
So now that we are friends, I just wanted to share that my GOD, I understand your plight of attracting the most outrageous eccentric guys. I agree with naturally sophia - round table discussion on loser men, anyone? Do we wear enormous signs that say, "Losers, this way!" ??
My ex-boyfriend, upon dumping me on a complete whim and handing over all of my clothes in a plastic bag actually said to me, "Well, maybe we can be friends when you find a new boyfriend." INCREDIBLE. How rude...and how assuming.
8 months later - I'm the one with the amazing boyfriend, he's the girlfriend-less one crying over the phone about "losing" me, and I'm the one going "Did I miss something here? WTF, stop calling me!"
Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Out of curiousity, did I have any Manisms?
@Sean, you might have, this is just one of my older posts in which I listed funny quotes.
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"The morning is the best time!"
OMG, am I part dude?? I say this ALL the time. lol
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